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"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

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'So this is goodbye then!'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

Celine Dion

Still living with parents....

When avocados go soft

"This song is about my struggle with the bottle."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?

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Mother at the Doctors.

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...