Weaning Stages Gifts

'What's that? A weaning petition with one signature?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'So this is goodbye then!'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"She does this when she's tired."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Quiet Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

When avocados go soft

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"This song is about my struggle with the bottle."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

You need to stay home and study. Mom! It's an educational opportunity

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

The Fountain of Youth was elusive - nothing at all like the puddle of youth.

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

Cereal Killer

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

Baby and banana