Overcoming Separation Gifts

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Courage. Love.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I think I can". (train)

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Oddly enough I'm flattered my wife's attorney thinks I'm so successful."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Separations.

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'