Overcoming Separation Pillows

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Courage. Love.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I think I can". (train)

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"Oddly enough I'm flattered my wife's attorney thinks I'm so successful."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

Separations.

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'