Waterside Humorist Gifts

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Scene on the English coast.

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

High tide.

Fish Farm.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Many clowns in rowboat

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

No petting in the pool!

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Acme Coffee Co.

Tentacle attacking diver.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."