Water Cooler Chatterbox Gifts

"Hey watch out for that new manager, he seems to know everything that's going on around here."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I'm here for 10 years and I don't have a clue about what this company is doing. I'm here just because of the gossip!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Fish in Water Cooler.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Flotation Device on the Phone

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I told you never to call me here."

'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'The key to my job security is nobody knows I'm actually working here.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"