Watercooler Chatter Gifts

'The only reason I come to work in the office now is to talk about sports.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

'I'm here for 10 years and I don't have a clue about what this company is doing. I'm here just because of the gossip!'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Uh-oh... the boss is wearing his safety boots! That means, someone will get kicked out today!'

'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

"Bob, it's about your branding."

'The key to my job security is nobody knows I'm actually working here.'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"I think I'll go do some work. I'm actually feeling goof-off fatigue."

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

Box of powdered gossip, just add water.

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'

"Believe me, management isn't talking about you behind your back. In fact, they're not talking about you at all."

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"Nine o’clock, water cooler, Claire and Sally – let’s do this!"

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'The boss thinks we're spending too much time around the water cooler so he's taking advantage of it.'

"I noticed on the way here, but if I turned around I wasn't coming back."

"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line."