Warthog Fan Gifts

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Yoyo sheep

"Meow"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Tunnel of love"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.