Warthog Fan Mugs

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Yoyo sheep

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Tunnel of love"

"Meow"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"