Warthog Enthusiast Mugs

'Of course it's been proven that warthogs are the sexiest creatures in the animal kingdom... I mean, I don't have the study with me, but, you know, look at me.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Penguin

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Polar bears

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Mother?'

"Rockefeller Center."

Vincent Van Goat.

Dog Park Zoom

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"I like to stay on top of things."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"