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'Of course it's been proven that warthogs are the sexiest creatures in the animal kingdom... I mean, I don't have the study with me, but, you know, look at me.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

Penguin

Vincent Van Goat.

"Rockefeller Center."

Polar bears

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Pelican and Origami

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."