Warlock Gifts

'Witch? Best broom buys'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Future Wrestler

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

A were-cow.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

WWFood Stores.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Covid Wrestling

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'