Warlock Mugs

'Witch? Best broom buys'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The rock caricature

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"Which one is yours?"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Future Wrestler

A were-cow.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

WWFood Stores.

Greco-polar wrestling

Covid Wrestling

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'