Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.
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There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.
Book Thief in True Crime Department
"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive
'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'
Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.
"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"
'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.
'Good book?'
Skywriter's Block
Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.
Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."
After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …
'My Death Story....chapter one...'
''IQ'? -- I thought this was a haiku test!'
Poetry Knight
"I need some help to write my self-help book..."
Crime section.
"We only have the Bible."
Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle
"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"
"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."
4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR
'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'
Dear Author: Benign way of saying no. Sincerely, The Editors.
'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.
Politics Books
Super Karamazov Bros.
Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats
"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"
"If my writing reflected my reading, I'd probably just be writing menus."
"The moment you realize that the person after you get to read aloud the paragraph with the curse words in it."
'I don't want to lose my place.'
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