Wood Warlock Gifts

'You used your 3-D printer to make 3-D nails?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'First weeds of spring.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Getting Rid of the Cure

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Naked Furniture

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

"Bob's a tool belt."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy