Laundry Day Warlock Gifts

"I can't believe it! My favorite shirt! Do you know how long I've been looking for this?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Don't go in there!"

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

Fish living in a washing machine.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

The Origin of Laundry Day

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

"The doctor says I have something called 'hypochondria'...and it's very hard to cure!"

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

'Oh, I never hang your towel. It's on the floor where you normally leave it.'

'Witch? Best broom buys'

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

A typical day in sock puppet land.

'Mm,,,warm laundry'

'You used your 3-D printer to make 3-D nails?'

if only i could figure out how this thing works

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

"Where have you been all these years?"

"Sorry Ma'am, but the socks that disappeared in your washing machine are not here."

"No, I haven't seen him since the rinse cycle."

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'