Laundry Day Warlock T-Shirts

"I can't believe it! My favorite shirt! Do you know how long I've been looking for this?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

Fish living in a washing machine.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

The Origin of Laundry Day

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

"The doctor says I have something called 'hypochondria'...and it's very hard to cure!"

'You used your 3-D printer to make 3-D nails?'

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

'Witch? Best broom buys'

A typical day in sock puppet land.

'Oh, I never hang your towel. It's on the floor where you normally leave it.'

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

if only i could figure out how this thing works

"Where have you been all these years?"

"Sorry Ma'am, but the socks that disappeared in your washing machine are not here."

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'

"No, I haven't seen him since the rinse cycle."

We'll have to lick this one clean by hand