Dreadlock Enthusiast Gifts

The Dread Arrows

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Cybergoth.

'Here comes our order.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Hire Wire Act

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"No, I'm scarier."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

The Scream at the movie theater.

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of it's udders.

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

"I'm here about the found poster."

"My metier is ratiocination."

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

Mountain climbing, next exit...(Man posting sign falls).

'These stunts are carried out by professionals! DO NOT TRY THEM AT HOME!' Child says, 'Oh!....Dad, can we got to Auntie Sarah's?'

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

The Tightrope Walker