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"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Here comes our order.'

Cybergoth.

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Hire Wire Act

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"No, I'm scarier."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

The Scream at the movie theater.

At the retirement home for daredevils.

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

"My metier is ratiocination."

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of it's udders.

"I'm here about the found poster."

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

'These stunts are carried out by professionals! DO NOT TRY THEM AT HOME!' Child says, 'Oh!....Dad, can we got to Auntie Sarah's?'

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.