Dreadlock Devotees Gifts

'Your honor, we, the jury, are dreadlocked.'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Cybergoth.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

Sherlock Holmes finds the solution.

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

The Dread Arrows

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

"...And here is the snack bar."

Jesus Feeds the 5K

'Rolling Stones in Concert' and in huge letters, 'Sound Engineering by Mark S. Warp.' 'Sound Engineer Dreams.'

France, 1792: The Human Cannonball -- Le canon de l'Homme -- is First Deployed in Battle

Three Bear Investments, 'Too low', 'Too high', 'Just right'.

Captain Pointy No.41 - Rocket pants

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

Seven Dwarfs...The Later Years.

Rasta Ants.

Sir Alex Ferguson

"We can have someone there in a few minutes to help you with your computer. Can you have a mattress outside to soften his landing?"

How To...Multi-Task

"What a Luddite! I bought him a Kindle, but he'll only read hard copy."

Pope's visit to Cuba

"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."