Red Devil Devotee Gifts

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Olympic Torch Training

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Little boy dragon

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Give Thanks.

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'It was a split decision.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Single or double?'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

I love Kung Fu.

'I'm having what he's having.'

Team!

High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!