Sherlock Devotee Gifts

Sherlock Holmes finds the solution.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Thomas Hardy

"That's hardly necessary!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

Pipe dreams!

Basil Rathbone Caricature