Shakespeare Devotee Gifts

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

'Alas, poor Yorick... Wait a minute! This isn't Yorick, he had much chubbier cheeks!'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Out damn Spot

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Hamlet

Lend me your ears

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."