I'm waiting for test results. I might be sick with. What? I can't get the word out. This doesn't sound good.
Waiting For Medical Results Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone waiting on medical results? Offer a blend of humor, reassurance, and support with our thoughtful products. These items are perfect for easing anxiety and reminding them they’re not alone during this uncertain time.
Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.
Late BroomStick
'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'
Waiting for Pants
Test your patience, back in one hour.
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
Examiners.
"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."
"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."
The interminable!
'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'
"I was told you didn't want a pacemaker fitted."
"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."
'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'
'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'
"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."
"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."
"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."
"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
"First, the good news; you're not sterile."
Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)
Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'
I stood in line for an hour only to find out there's a height requirement. You must be this tall. Waits and measures!
"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"
'Waiting for...'
'Oh my god... oh my god...'
"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."
An accident waiting to happen.
Why do medical test results always come back on a Monday so we have to wait through the whole weekend to get our life-and-death results? You've signed a mouthful.
"You took your time!"
Waiting For Medical Results Gifts Collection
Waiting For Medical Results Mugs
Explore our selection of supportive mugs, perfect for anyone waiting on medical results. These can serve as daily encouragement and gentle humor to lift spirits.
Waiting For Medical Results Pillows
Our pillows are perfect for offering comfort and reassurance. Choose a supportive design to help someone feel loved during uncertain times.
Waiting For Medical Results Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints designed for those waiting on medical results. Add a touch of humor and motivation to lift their spirits.
Waiting For Medical Results T-Shirts
Find a fun and supportive t-shirt to brighten someone’s day during their medical wait. Humor and encouragement come together in our personalized designs.