Voyeur Extraordinaire Gifts

The local flesh-spots

Profit

"Look, a bug!"

Heading off with a packed bag

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

The Airport.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Sir Patrick Moore.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Confusing directions.

Tourist Directions

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

'I'm sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire right now is a good criminal defense lawyer. But I'll be happy to pass you resume on to him.'

'So in what year did you graduate from the school of hard knocks?'

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Frank Lloyd Wright