Questioner Extraordinaire Gifts

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Innovative

Party time.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"I'm on the haywain."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

Jeremy Bentham

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'So in what year did you graduate from the school of hard knocks?'

Thought of the sentient protoplasm sack

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'