
'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'
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'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'
"That's fascinating...how long have you been interested in polices?"
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'
"Now that's a win."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
Changing Minds
"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"
Like Minded
And now, for a rebuttal.
Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.
'My opponent hates cats.'
The last word.
Approved Debate Questions
John Newman
Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt
Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions
If You Can't Beat Them
Global warming debate.
Debate Club Note
Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.
"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."
"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."
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