Genius Debaters Gifts

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Changing Minds

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Science Snobs

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

You! Are thick magazine.

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Two hearts arguing.

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"?

Brain vs heart

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

"Why would your god (an incomprehensibly vast cosmic mind who created the entire universe from massive black holes to the tiniest of quantum particles) ever care about men having anal?"

"I deny any wrongdoing."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.'

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

"Last night, I challenged your god to a duel. I won by default because he never showed."