Genius Debaters Mugs

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Changing Minds

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Science Snobs

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

Two hearts arguing.

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

You! Are thick magazine.

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

Brain vs heart

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

'When television insults Walter's intelligence, he insults it right back.'

Obama Care will save you!

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.'

The Devil has the best Tunes. Jesus says: 'Oooh, cherry menthol flavour.'

"I deny any wrongdoing."

"Last night, I challenged your god to a duel. I won by default because he never showed."