The Great Debater Mugs

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Like Minded

Science Snobs

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Global warming debate.

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!