Voyeur Extraordinaire Prints

The local flesh-spots

Profit

"Look, a bug!"

Heading off with a packed bag

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

The Airport.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Tourist Directions

Confusing directions.

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'So in what year did you graduate from the school of hard knocks?'

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'I'm sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire right now is a good criminal defense lawyer. But I'll be happy to pass you resume on to him.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

'Say, Fred...'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'