'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'
Agent Extraordinaire Gifts
Looking for something special for the agent extraordinaire in your life? Our collection blends clever humor and artistic flair, designed to inspire, amuse, and showcase their creative side. From witty prints to stylish apparel, these gifts honor those who excel in the art of creativity and problem-solving — whether in the office or in their exciting adventures.
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"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.
Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.
"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.
"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."
When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...
Get well soon!
'You are doing it wrong.'
Never ending to do list
"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."
I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!
"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!
'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'
'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'
"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."
Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.
Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''
'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''
In and out, in and out, in and out...
"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."
There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.
'Steroids.'
'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'
'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'
'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'
Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.
"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"
Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.
The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.
"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"
Easter Island Fisherman
Agent Extraordinaire Gifts Collection
Agent Extraordinaire Mugs
Explore our collection of agent extraordinaire mugs—designed to perk up mornings and spark conversations with witty, clever designs.
Agent Extraordinaire Pillows
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Agent Extraordinaire Prints
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Agent Extraordinaire T-Shirts
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