Angler Extraodinaire Gifts

'Oh, come now - you don't think it would be as easy as that, do you?'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Thumbing a Lift.

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'You are doing it wrong.'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Steroids.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Lucky!"

Air catarrh.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Easter Island Fisherman

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'Shall I fry it or flush it?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"