Vocational Learner Gifts

'Would you believe I'm listening to a pod cast of welding instructions?'

'Home Schooling'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

'Is this the small engines class?'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Big Man Off Campus

I bet we would have been able to put you together again if all the king's schools hadn't cut all the king's shop classes.

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.

'What training do I get?'

Whatever became of auto repair and bookkeeping?

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

Roads for Graduates