Vocational Trainer Gifts

'I bet we could have put you together if we'd gone through all the king's union apprentice programs.'

Real World Education

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Any questions?"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'