Healthcare Trainer Gifts

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Any questions?"

Be Healthy

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"