Vocal Trainer Gifts

'A little more practice and I'm sure you'll get it right.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Liam Gallagher.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Songbird.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Volcaniax

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

Tenors

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

An opera singer

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

"Great set of pipes!"

Barbara Streisand

Pink.

"What did he say?"

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

Brass Band

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Ella Fitzgerald

The Corus.

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Jimi Hendrix