Vocal Training Gifts

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Remember, he's simple - It's not WHAT you bark at him, it's the TONE you use when you bark at him.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Liam Gallagher.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Songbird.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Volcaniax

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

Tenors

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

An opera singer

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

"Great set of pipes!"

Barbara Streisand

Pink.

"What did he say?"

Ella Fitzgerald

Brass Band

Jimi Hendrix

The Corus.

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'