Singing Instructor Gifts

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Campaign for Plain English

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Baby Piano

Guitarist

Pool attached to child's bed.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Marimba

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Impressing dad.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Omara Portuondo

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

A Fairytale Update

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theorbo

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"