Singing Instructor Mugs

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Campaign for Plain English

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Baby Piano

Cimafunk

Lennon and McCartney.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Guitarist

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Marimba

Omara Portuondo

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Impressing dad.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Concert Pianist.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

A Fairytale Update

No Elgar!

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis