Vocational Learner Pillows

'Would you believe I'm listening to a pod cast of welding instructions?'

'Home Schooling'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'Is this the small engines class?'

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.

I bet we would have been able to put you together again if all the king's schools hadn't cut all the king's shop classes.

'What training do I get?'

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

Big Man Off Campus

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Whatever became of auto repair and bookkeeping?

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Roads for Graduates