Visual Learner Pillows

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Lost. Readi

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Out of control

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

American Venn diagram

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

University of Hard Knocks

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Moral Values for Dummies

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Modern Studying

Education.

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.

Big Man Off Campus

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'