Visual Learning Pillows

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Eternal Student.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Historical memory is on life support.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.