World Learner Gifts

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'I did it all from memory.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

University of Hard Knocks

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'What did you learn at university today?'

Modern Studying

Moral Values for Dummies

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"