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Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist

Dog wearing a cone

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Hospital Departments

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Zika Epidemic

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Worms."

Cyclops reading an eye chart

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

Sight test with a violin.

"It's your ear, nose, and throat."

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.