Vision Testing Pillows

"L. . . E. . . my crippling fear of intimacy. . . H . . ."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Sight test with a violin.

"This is not a good start, is it!"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Childrens Eye Test

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Budget Opticians.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

The importance of having your Is tested.

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

Fly Eye Chart

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.