Visual Tests Pillows

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Hospital Departments

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Childrens Eye Test

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Budget Opticians.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Sight test with a violin.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

The importance of having your Is tested.

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Carrying a shadow.

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

"L. . . E. . . my crippling fear of intimacy. . . H . . ."