Visual Tests T-Shirts

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Love is Blind.

"We thought this was more realistic."

Hospital Departments

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Childrens Eye Test

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Budget Opticians.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

So your IQ is 176, Peel? - 'Yeah!' - 'That's higher than Einstein.' - 'Cool.' - 'Do something amazing.' - 'I don't know how.' -

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Sight test with a violin.

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Carrying a shadow.

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

The importance of having your Is tested.

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.