Vision Tests Pillows

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Childrens Eye Test

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Budget Opticians.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Sight test with a violin.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

Fly Eye Chart

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

The importance of having your Is tested.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.