Visual Perception Geek Pillows

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Lost. Readi

Out of control

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

American Venn diagram

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

'Wow! What graphics.'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Artists without borders.

"E"

'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'

Optometry